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A snail starts a slow climb up the
trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help
laughing
and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples
on the
tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the
time I
get up there." |
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