Humor • Rozrywka • Dowcipy Ciekawostki • Satyra • Skandale • Polski portal satyryczny  humor   newsy   kontakt do Sadurski.com
dowcip,dowcipy,humor,sms,polski,polskie,gry,flash,galeria rysunku,rysunki,rysunek satyryczny,serwis
Dziś jest poniedziałek, 25. września 2017 r.
szukaj:
  w:
Dodaj do Ulubionych!
Pół miliona wizyt co miesiąc :-) Codziennie nowości - satyryk Szczepan Sadurski zaprasza.
Polonia. Podróże. Rozrywka.


Welcome in best jokes world. Search for jokes or browse by category!

 

Aardvark jokes
Accountant jokes
Animal jokes
Answer me this jokes
Ant jokes
Apple jokes
Aviation jokes
Baby jokes
Banana jokes
Bar jokes, beer, booze
Barbie doll jokes
Bath jokes
Beauty jokes
Bed jokes
Bicycle jokes
Biologist jokes
Bird jokes
Birthday jokes
Blind jokes
Blonde jokes
Body Parts jokes
Book title jokes
Brother and sister jokes
Burger jokes
Bus jokes
Business jokes
Cannibal jokes
Car and train jokes
Cat jokes
Children jokes
Christmas jokes
College jokes
Computer jokes
Cow jokes
Cowboy jokes
Criminal jokes
Criticism jokes
Dance jokes
Dead and dying jokes
Dentist jokes
Dinosaur jokes
Dirty jokes
Divorce jokes
Doctor and nurse jokes
Dog jokes
E-mail jokes
Easter jokes
Elephant jokes
Ethnic jokes
Face jokes
Farmer jokes
Firefighter jokes
Fishing jokes
Food jokes
Frog jokes
Funny jokes - best 50
Gender Slam jokes
Ghost jokes
Gorilla jokes
Hair and bald jokes
Halloween jokes
Heaven and hell jokes
History jokes
Horse jokes
Humor jokes
Hunting jokes
Idiot and fool jokes
Insect jokes
Internet jokes
Journalist jokes
Judge jokes
King Kong jokes
Knock Knock jokes
Lawyer jokes
Letter jokes
Marriage jokes
Men jokes
Mental health jokes
Military jokes
Miscellaneouss jokes
Money jokes
Monster jokes
Mouse jokes
Movie and TV jokes
Music jokes
Occasions jokes
Old age jokes
Parent jokes
Pig jokes
Police jokes
Political jokes
Puns jokes
Rabbit jokes
Redneck jokes
RelationShips jokes
Religious jokes
Restaurant jokes
Rude jokes
Salesmen jokes
School jokes
Sex jokes
Snake jokes
Snowman jokes
Space jokes
Spelling jokes
Sport jokes
Teeth jokes
Telephone jokes
The Elderly jokes
Time jokes
Travel and tourist jokes
Vampire jokes
Waiter jokes
Weather jokes
Witch jokes
Women jokes
Yo momma jokes
Zodiac jokes
Zoo jokes
Jokes in database: 12257
Random joke / Most popular / Top jokes
You are here: Jokes / Miscellaneouss jokes / For Chocolate Lovers
Find a joke:

For Chocolate Lovers
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what is wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Views: 941
Rate: 0.0/5
Rate: 0.00/5   Number of votes: 0
Send / Report an Error / Free jokes

Random jokes:
Candybar Life Candybar Life
It was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Power...
Category: Miscellaneouss jokes
Safety tip Safety tip
Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive...
Category: Miscellaneouss jokes
It's a Bummer to be an egg! It's a Bummer to be an egg!
1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard. 4) You ...
Category: Miscellaneouss jokes
Classified Ad Bloopers Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertisin...
Category: Miscellaneouss jokes
What my Mom taught me What my Mom taught me
All the things my mother taught me: My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're ...
Category: Miscellaneouss jokes
*Humor
Links Good Humor Party< Good Humor Party
 

Dzień Dobry Humor
Spraw, abym zrozumiał kobiety
Rybak złapał złotą rybkę, która za wypuszczenie jej wolno obiecała mu spełnić jedno tylko życzenie.
- Zbuduj mi autostradę do Ameryki - powiedział ry...
przeczytaj cały »


Rysowanie karykatur




Translate this page:








 Nowe humory
Co jest na fladze Mozambiku, jaka odległość do środka Ziemi...
Największy ziemniak świata
Gdzie jest zabroniona Coca-Cola, pierwsze piwo w puszce...
Nastolatek Fidel Castro, mandatowy rekordzista...
Alaska. Oryginalny żart primaaprilisowy
 Nowe newsy
Stolem 2017 - regulamin konkursu
Jezioro Prashar
Karykaturzyści ponownie nalecą na Korfantów.
Michał Graczyk - wystawa w Białej
Wrzuć na luz 2017
Białystok. Rysunkowa rewolucja
Załóż domenę na Antarktydzie
Konkurs rysunku satyrycznego w Kolumbii
Starożytni astronauci - konkurs
Komiksowa wystawa w Wałbrzychu
FABRYKA HUMORU
Wpisz imię lub nazwisko i wybierz płeć:
 
 Nowa satyra
Grunt to rodzinka
Fraszki o kobietach
Limeryki i rymowanki
Czego nie wiem
Satyryczne podsumowanie marca 2016
Fraszki: Kameleon, Hasło nieudaczników...
 Losowe obrazki
Wyluzujcie trochę Mikayel Arnauryan, Armenia Zajebisty przedpokój
Więcej seksu Putin gdzieś zniknął Kupiłam nową szafę
 Losowe filmy
Wyburzanie domu
Podobne Przypadki
Taniec robota
Wieleba - Lotto
Latający samochód
Obrzydliwe kichnięcie
Parodia Lotto
Super akrobata
 Losowe dowcipy
Tancerki zapierniczają na paluszkach
Poproszę podpaski
Żona o Einsteinie
Mężczyźni wkrótce wyginą
Krasnoludki, rycerz i Cecylia
Ha-hasła - przemijanie-1
 Podróże po świecie
Ustrój polityczny Luksemburga
Atlantic City - ciekawostki część 1
Bangkok - stolica Tajlandii
Ciekawostki ze świata (15)
Honduras. Odkrywanie słynnego miasta Majów
Najdziwniejsza bieżnia sportowa świata
 
Śmieszne filmy
Humor Joe Monstera
Domowe sposoby
Centrum Twojego pupila
Sadurski.com / kontakt / reklama / dla mediów / biznes oferty / patronat / współpraca / partnerzy