Humor • Rozrywka • Dowcipy Ciekawostki • Satyra • Skandale • Polski portal satyryczny  humor   newsy   kontakt do Sadurski.com
dowcip,dowcipy,humor,sms,polski,polskie,gry,flash,galeria rysunku,rysunki,rysunek satyryczny,serwis
Dziś jest poniedziałek, 21. sierpnia 2017 r.
szukaj:
  w:
Dodaj do Ulubionych!
Pół miliona wizyt co miesiąc :-) Codziennie nowości - satyryk Szczepan Sadurski zaprasza.
Polonia. Podróże. Rozrywka.


Welcome in best jokes world. Search for jokes or browse by category!

 

Aardvark jokes
Accountant jokes
Animal jokes
Answer me this jokes
Ant jokes
Apple jokes
Aviation jokes
Baby jokes
Banana jokes
Bar jokes, beer, booze
Barbie doll jokes
Bath jokes
Beauty jokes
Bed jokes
Bicycle jokes
Biologist jokes
Bird jokes
Birthday jokes
Blind jokes
Blonde jokes
Body Parts jokes
Book title jokes
Brother and sister jokes
Burger jokes
Bus jokes
Business jokes
Cannibal jokes
Car and train jokes
Cat jokes
Children jokes
Christmas jokes
College jokes
Computer jokes
Cow jokes
Cowboy jokes
Criminal jokes
Criticism jokes
Dance jokes
Dead and dying jokes
Dentist jokes
Dinosaur jokes
Dirty jokes
Divorce jokes
Doctor and nurse jokes
Dog jokes
E-mail jokes
Easter jokes
Elephant jokes
Ethnic jokes
Face jokes
Farmer jokes
Firefighter jokes
Fishing jokes
Food jokes
Frog jokes
Funny jokes - best 50
Gender Slam jokes
Ghost jokes
Gorilla jokes
Hair and bald jokes
Halloween jokes
Heaven and hell jokes
History jokes
Horse jokes
Humor jokes
Hunting jokes
Idiot and fool jokes
Insect jokes
Internet jokes
Journalist jokes
Judge jokes
King Kong jokes
Knock Knock jokes
Lawyer jokes
Letter jokes
Marriage jokes
Men jokes
Mental health jokes
Military jokes
Miscellaneouss jokes
Money jokes
Monster jokes
Mouse jokes
Movie and TV jokes
Music jokes
Occasions jokes
Old age jokes
Parent jokes
Pig jokes
Police jokes
Political jokes
Puns jokes
Rabbit jokes
Redneck jokes
RelationShips jokes
Religious jokes
Restaurant jokes
Rude jokes
Salesmen jokes
School jokes
Sex jokes
Snake jokes
Snowman jokes
Space jokes
Spelling jokes
Sport jokes
Teeth jokes
Telephone jokes
The Elderly jokes
Time jokes
Travel and tourist jokes
Vampire jokes
Waiter jokes
Weather jokes
Witch jokes
Women jokes
Yo momma jokes
Zodiac jokes
Zoo jokes
Jokes in database: 12257
Random joke / Most popular / Top jokes
You are here: Jokes / Idiot and fool jokes / Real idiots of society!
Find a joke:

Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport
hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book
about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went
out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged over the courthouse intercom. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped
aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
Views: 1292
Rate: 0.0/5
Rate: 0.00/5   Number of votes: 0
Send / Report an Error / Free jokes

Random jokes:
Wrong Nails Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails. "Hold ...
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
Little Bastard Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, we pulls out a hun...
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
The best bar in the world... The best bar in the world...
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that ...
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
Twins Twins
Headline in today's newspaper: "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!...
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
My Car was stolen!!! My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, ...
Category: Idiot and fool jokes
*Humor
Links Good Humor Party< Good Humor Party
 

Dzień Dobry Humor
Córka sołtysa Wąchocka płacze
- Dlaczego żonie sołtysa Wąchocka wypadły wszystkie przednie zęby?
- Bo któregoś razu z dużą siłą mieszała łyżeczką cukier w herbacie!

• &...
przeczytaj cały »


Rysowanie karykatur




Translate this page:








 Nowe humory
Co jest na fladze Mozambiku, jaka odległość do środka Ziemi...
Największy ziemniak świata
Gdzie jest zabroniona Coca-Cola, pierwsze piwo w puszce...
Nastolatek Fidel Castro, mandatowy rekordzista...
Alaska. Oryginalny żart primaaprilisowy
 Nowe newsy
Jezioro Prashar
Karykaturzyści ponownie nalecą na Korfantów.
Michał Graczyk - wystawa w Białej
Wrzuć na luz 2017
Białystok. Rysunkowa rewolucja
Załóż domenę na Antarktydzie
Konkurs rysunku satyrycznego w Kolumbii
Starożytni astronauci - konkurs
Komiksowa wystawa w Wałbrzychu
Konkurs - Manufaktura Satyry 2017
FABRYKA HUMORU
Wpisz imię lub nazwisko i wybierz płeć:
 
 Nowa satyra
Grunt to rodzinka
Fraszki o kobietach
Limeryki i rymowanki
Czego nie wiem
Satyryczne podsumowanie marca 2016
Fraszki: Kameleon, Hasło nieudaczników...
 Losowe obrazki
Ogłoszenie w przedszkolu Gago Hakobyan, Armenia Polacy na Księżycu
Język polski w Szkocji Happy Skyscraper w Indiach Uwaga, żebrak!
 Losowe filmy
Manhattan, Nowy Jork
Ani Mru Mru - Gimnastyka
Rysunki o PDH-1
Delfin tańczy
Konkurs na śmieszną minę
Super bryki
Brzuchomówca Paul Zerdin
Office Lip dub
 Losowe dowcipy
Spiłuj dziub pilnikiem
Chuck Norris - Já se vrátím
Ojciec Dyrektor i prezent
Ha-hasła - 151
Skąd się biorą Chińczycy?
Głos z szafy
 Podróże po świecie
Wieża na Cliffs of Moher, Irlandia
Bellinzona w Szwajcarii
Opera w Erywaniu, Armenia
Most Brooklyński - Brooklyn Bridge
Dojeżdżamy do centrum Filadelfii, USA
Acadia National Park, Maine, USA
 
Śmieszne filmy
Humor Joe Monstera
Domowe sposoby
Centrum Twojego pupila
Sadurski.com / kontakt / reklama / dla mediów / biznes oferty / patronat / współpraca / partnerzy