Humor • Rozrywka • Dowcipy Ciekawostki • Satyra • Skandale • Polski portal satyryczny  humor   newsy   kontakt do Sadurski.com
dowcip,dowcipy,humor,sms,polski,polskie,gry,flash,galeria rysunku,rysunki,rysunek satyryczny,serwis
Dziś jest poniedziałek, 21. sierpnia 2017 r.
szukaj:
  w:
Dodaj do Ulubionych!
Pół miliona wizyt co miesiąc :-) Codziennie nowości - satyryk Szczepan Sadurski zaprasza.
Polonia. Podróże. Rozrywka.


Welcome in best jokes world. Search for jokes or browse by category!

 

Aardvark jokes
Accountant jokes
Animal jokes
Answer me this jokes
Ant jokes
Apple jokes
Aviation jokes
Baby jokes
Banana jokes
Bar jokes, beer, booze
Barbie doll jokes
Bath jokes
Beauty jokes
Bed jokes
Bicycle jokes
Biologist jokes
Bird jokes
Birthday jokes
Blind jokes
Blonde jokes
Body Parts jokes
Book title jokes
Brother and sister jokes
Burger jokes
Bus jokes
Business jokes
Cannibal jokes
Car and train jokes
Cat jokes
Children jokes
Christmas jokes
College jokes
Computer jokes
Cow jokes
Cowboy jokes
Criminal jokes
Criticism jokes
Dance jokes
Dead and dying jokes
Dentist jokes
Dinosaur jokes
Dirty jokes
Divorce jokes
Doctor and nurse jokes
Dog jokes
E-mail jokes
Easter jokes
Elephant jokes
Ethnic jokes
Face jokes
Farmer jokes
Firefighter jokes
Fishing jokes
Food jokes
Frog jokes
Funny jokes - best 50
Gender Slam jokes
Ghost jokes
Gorilla jokes
Hair and bald jokes
Halloween jokes
Heaven and hell jokes
History jokes
Horse jokes
Humor jokes
Hunting jokes
Idiot and fool jokes
Insect jokes
Internet jokes
Journalist jokes
Judge jokes
King Kong jokes
Knock Knock jokes
Lawyer jokes
Letter jokes
Marriage jokes
Men jokes
Mental health jokes
Military jokes
Miscellaneouss jokes
Money jokes
Monster jokes
Mouse jokes
Movie and TV jokes
Music jokes
Occasions jokes
Old age jokes
Parent jokes
Pig jokes
Police jokes
Political jokes
Puns jokes
Rabbit jokes
Redneck jokes
RelationShips jokes
Religious jokes
Restaurant jokes
Rude jokes
Salesmen jokes
School jokes
Sex jokes
Snake jokes
Snowman jokes
Space jokes
Spelling jokes
Sport jokes
Teeth jokes
Telephone jokes
The Elderly jokes
Time jokes
Travel and tourist jokes
Vampire jokes
Waiter jokes
Weather jokes
Witch jokes
Women jokes
Yo momma jokes
Zodiac jokes
Zoo jokes
Jokes in database: 12257
Random joke / Most popular / Top jokes
You are here: Jokes / Doctor and nurse jokes / The infertile patient!
Find a joke:

The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.

When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.

She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when the doctor came in. Her anxiety was not diminished by the sight of him pulling down his pants!

"Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?" yelped the woman, pulling herself into a sitting position.

"Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor.
"Well, yes, I do," answered the woman.

"Then lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor.
"We're all out of the bottled stuff...
You'll just have to settle for what's on tap!"
Views: 930
Rate: 0.0/5
Rate: 0.00/5   Number of votes: 0
Send / Report an Error / Free jokes

Random jokes:
Interns think of Interns think of
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....
Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A man, seeking A man, seeking
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I l...
Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I Doctor, Doctor I
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...
Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Mrs. Smith: Help Mrs. Smith: Help
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'...
Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Where's My Pen Where's My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshol...
Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
*Humor
Links Good Humor Party< Good Humor Party
 

Dzień Dobry Humor
Córka sołtysa Wąchocka płacze
- Dlaczego żonie sołtysa Wąchocka wypadły wszystkie przednie zęby?
- Bo któregoś razu z dużą siłą mieszała łyżeczką cukier w herbacie!

• &...
przeczytaj cały »


Rysowanie karykatur




Translate this page:








 Nowe humory
Co jest na fladze Mozambiku, jaka odległość do środka Ziemi...
Największy ziemniak świata
Gdzie jest zabroniona Coca-Cola, pierwsze piwo w puszce...
Nastolatek Fidel Castro, mandatowy rekordzista...
Alaska. Oryginalny żart primaaprilisowy
 Nowe newsy
Jezioro Prashar
Karykaturzyści ponownie nalecą na Korfantów.
Michał Graczyk - wystawa w Białej
Wrzuć na luz 2017
Białystok. Rysunkowa rewolucja
Załóż domenę na Antarktydzie
Konkurs rysunku satyrycznego w Kolumbii
Starożytni astronauci - konkurs
Komiksowa wystawa w Wałbrzychu
Konkurs - Manufaktura Satyry 2017
FABRYKA HUMORU
Wpisz imię lub nazwisko i wybierz płeć:
 
 Nowa satyra
Grunt to rodzinka
Fraszki o kobietach
Limeryki i rymowanki
Czego nie wiem
Satyryczne podsumowanie marca 2016
Fraszki: Kameleon, Hasło nieudaczników...
 Losowe obrazki
Ruskij samogon Zdechł kot? Tędy chodzą geje
Zbadano serce Fryderyka Chopina Piotr Sobieszek - muzyk Patrzcie, potwór!
 Losowe filmy
Kot i jego nogi
Przykra sprawa
Formacja Chatelet - trailer dvd
Alfabet Muzyki Polskiej
Kasumi dance
Czirliderki
UFO 2006
Tańczące stewardesy
 Losowe dowcipy
Światowy kryzys gospodarczy na wesoło
Marek Pol w niebie
Gorbaczow rysuje karykaturę
Plazma zamiast seksu
Haydn, Beethoven i Mozart
Gwizdek do odstraszania rekinów
 Podróże po świecie
Poznajemy Arizonę w USA
Kryty Bazar w Stambule
Z wizytą w Amsterdamie
Mumie egipskie
Kenia - poczuj Afrykę!
Sądowy pozew przeciwko firmie meteorologicznej
 
Śmieszne filmy
Humor Joe Monstera
Domowe sposoby
Centrum Twojego pupila
Sadurski.com / kontakt / reklama / dla mediów / biznes oferty / patronat / współpraca / partnerzy