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-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse.

-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.

-Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.

-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.

-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.

-Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.

-Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.

-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

-How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oilspills did to seaweed.

-What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.

-What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

-Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

-What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
'What part of *yes* don't you understand?'
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